Women rights....Not Chas again

I was once told, the wisdom of a man takes a vacation when in the presence of a beautiful woman.

 

Enter now in to the courtroom of where is my conscience now, the esteemed genital man Mockery will be presenting while the esteemed conglomerate the clergy will be at the assist. In the Trail of State Verse Mrs. Joan Clever….The responsible conservative mother….

 

Mrs. Clever states Mr. Mockery, I am sure it is your clothing that attracts that unwanted advancement…Yes Mrs. Clever while even the clergy knows of your demonist ways, while we are investigating a instance where you said “organism and wishing” in public…Yes in hushed tones does the clergy step in..Trust us we know, we been telling you, that your are only half human for centuries you, would figure by now, you would have gained a clue….in a loud booming voice of control does the clergy ask….Mrs. Clever does God Fearing, Stand behind your man, perfect conservatives ever mention such things in public, had you not herd of the rule of thumb…….

 

Mrs Clever leans to the mic and states……

 

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We return you now to the trail of Mrs. Clever, frustrated with the commercial brake, she adjusts her blazer, and again leans forward to the mic…A soft yellow pale lace appears only for a moment, then tamed again behind the confines of the blazer, she adjusts her glasses, clears her throat and says those are not my eyes….I want equal pay…

 

Your honor Objection jumps up Mr. Mockery, we have already established her skirt is to short and the clergy that she was needy. I mean, How can she complain so, we gave her the Roe Verse Wade cure all I mean she doesn’t have to use hangers anymore…..

 

News flash Another Disney Queen, turned 18 showed the world her bruised backside, and hit the charts with the new number one single, spank that spot……off her new album my mother really did burn her bra back in the sixties……

 

Don’t miss next weeks thriller where are those deadbeat Dads ten years later, sponsored by the American elastics company, Clear the new visual enhancement aid, I wish I was not there for those who have yet to find again…..

 

Excuse while I go about my continued look for conscience………Again its too real to be funny….Ever noticed a woman can start or finish a fight with just a look, can we at least get honest with the arguments.